Costume, Combat and Culture in
Make Believe Worlds
By Teel James Glenn
Fantasy worlds work when
constructed on solid internal logic. A great deal of
thought is often given to the political and
religious structures of the world being created
while the clothing and weapons are pasted into the
picture like old Colorforms . Far too often the
clothing, how and why it is worn, is all but
ignored.
Clothing styles, however,
happen for a reason—sometimes specious, sometimes
political, and sometimes religious.
Edgar Rice Burroughs actually
did quite a bit of research for his Indian stories
before he distorted the information for his other
fantasy worlds.
J.R.R. Tolkien of course, did
copious research in Anglo-Saxon, Norse, German
cultures to make his Middle Earth real. And Robert
E. Howard was something of an expert in Celtic,
German and Arabic cultures and used his historical
research to weave a very real Hyborean age for his
Conan to conquer.
So, by way of starting you on
that journey across your own fantasy worlds here are
a few extremes and oddities of costuming from this,
our own weird world to use as templates for your own
world to work from.
Fabrics and Colors
Even the color of clothing can have major meaning in
the real world beyond family color-coding; it can be
dictated by political or religious authorities! We
all know that Royal Blue is a color, but it actually
was legally claimed as the color of kings and the
exclusive right of that nobility at one point.
Centuries before the color purple produced from
Phoenician dyes developed into the royal color of
Rome.
Most think of the Scottish Kilt
as just romantic and barbarous garb. In fact the
twelve yards of fabric of the old great kilt
functioned as armor (just try to cut through that
much wool), sleeping bag/tent and camouflage net.
The old patterns of the plaids were actually perfect
camouflage for the regions they were woven in.
Incidentally the specific clan tartans were not
Scottish—they couldn’t have cared less –they wore
what ever was convenient. The codified clan/plaid
system was devised by an Englishman in the eighteen
hundreds based on old prints and was totally
arbitrary.
Silk is not just an elegant
fiber; spun from the cocoons of worms; it is hypo
allergenic and terribly strong. The Mongols, fierce
nomads from the deserts of the East recognized both
of these properties and wore shirts of silk under
their felt jackets. Should an arrow strike them and
penetrate the jackets it would push the shirt into
the wound. To remove the arrow all the world
conquerors had to do was gently pull the fabric of
the shirt out and the arrow point would come with
it.
The same cannot be said for
cotton fibers driven by sword points into wounds.
Often these fibers would stay in the wound and lead
to infection, festering when undetected. This is why
may duels in Regency England were often fought with
the combatants striped to the waist.
Practicalities
That combat practicalities pervade all cultures at
almost all times is a truism. Even stubborn
boneheaded warriors like the crusaders could have
learned from their enemies. Originally the European
knights of the tenth century marched willy-nilly
into Palestine wearing chain mail coats and
gambesons, which were fine for cold damp Europe, but
they died in droves from heat exhaustion and
dehydration trekking across the deserts of the Holy
Land.
When the Crusaders first
encountered the Saracens they thought that they were
unarmored. They soon discovered their mistake; the
Muslim warriors were just smart enough to wear light
colored cloth robes over their armor to fight off
the desert sun. The Crusaders soon adopted this idea
(along with, thank God, soap) that became the
tabards we so often associate with medieval knights.
They took to displaying symbols on their tabards to
match their shield symbols and heraldry became the
thing.
Practicality in clothing is not
just the providence of the medieval; the fur
trappers of our own Northwest wore the fringe on
their buckskin shirts as more than decoration. They
left the extra skin when sewing the clothes and slit
them into the fringe to have lashings available.
Just reach up and pluck one when you needed to
fasten something.
Speaking of fastenings, have
you ever wondered why men’s clothes button left over
right and women’s the other way?
In the late sixteen hundreds
dueling was all the rage in France; young gentlemen
began to slaughter one another at an appalling rate.
However, it was darned inconvenient to have to stop
the blood letting to remove one's jacket. It was
discovered that a right-handed man (and most are
right handed) could loosen enough buttons with his
left hand quickly enough to facilitate the
annihilation while holding his sword pointed at an
enemy. So the buttons became fixed.
It was also around this time
that a general, seeing soldiers wipe their noses on
the sleeves of their military tunics ordered buttons
sewn on the sleeves to stop the practice; hence
sleeves on men’s suit jackets and a thriving
handkerchief industry.
France’s Louis the XIV also gave us cowboy
boots—well indirectly. Seems the Sun King, who loved
to dance, was particularly proud of his calves and
liked to show them off. So he wore clam diggers
(well, calf length pants that looked like modern
clam diggers) and high heels shoes.
And what the King did everyone
copied; breeches became the standard for nobility
and that filtered to all levels of society. Heels in
general became higher for men’s shoes and boots.
So if you guys ever wan to feel
like the king of France put on some clam diggers and
cowboy boots and tell everyone to bow to you—see how
fast you end up in the psych ward.
Religious Influence
Some clothing styles seem, at first, to be
the product of the psych ward—
The Burkha, the black head and
foot body bag that women are forced to wear in ultra
orthodox Muslim society is a perfect example of
nonsense clothing. Not to say it does not serve a
purpose—in this case to reduce women to less than
human by robbing them of individuality. As a garment
that allows one to function as a useful human being
it is absurd.
The religious will tell you it
is to protect men from temptation and ‘honor’ women
by preserving their female purity for their
husband’s sight. A realist will tell you it is
because the men fear the women’s power and their own
weakness.
The Burkha is not an ancient
garment however, though the thinking behind it may
be Neanderthal, it was created in Afghanistan in
1973 by the Taliban and its wearing enforced on the
penalty of death. So odd or strange clothing you
might want to impose in your world need only have a
religious reason and you can throw most logic out
the window.
Absurd but
Politically Practical
Other absurd clothing has been motivated by
politically practical purposes--the Japanese court
of the eighteenth and nineteenth century wore
twenty-foot long kimono robes with very long
sleeves. This necessitated crawling around like a
toddler in daddy’s coat and made on the spot fights
impossible. Who could throw a punch or kick while
buried in yards and yards of silk?
Nothing occurs in a vacuum and
this scientific truth carries over to any created
reality; in the final analysis, all literary worlds
are fantasy and contain only those facts that we
state or imply. In any story set in the world we
live in whether in the past or future, a millennium
of ‘implied' realities exist including cultural
nuances and reasonings that create the world for our
reader.
In a world we build
wholly for our other-worldly characters to inhabit,
we must do quite a bit more actual 'stating' to
build an entire hidden world of the 'implied' and
'inferred' to make it real.
Get out the mortar, cause world
building truly is a brick at a time thing